{"product_id":"my-life-choices-one-star-review-mug","title":"My Life Choices One Star Review Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eA one-star review of your own life, served with your morning coffee. This mug rates \"my life choices\" exactly one star, complete with the full breakdown: questionable at best, can't go back and change, stuck without come-back... doing it on my own now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003ePainfully relatable and brutally honest - the kind of humour that gets a proper laugh out of anyone who's ever made a dodgy decision (so, everyone).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11oz ceramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only, not microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eHandmade in Dorset, this one's for the friend who's winging it, same as the rest of us.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Memory Metal","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53281257193808,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/6619\/0416\/files\/60_e8df4fc4-416c-4540-9bca-5d943e536289.jpg?v=1784388426","url":"https:\/\/memorymetal.co.uk\/products\/my-life-choices-one-star-review-mug","provider":"Memory Metal","version":"1.0","type":"link"}